Why Masturbation Positivity Is Sex Positivity

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There is nothing more cunning, ruthless and casually amoral than a 12-year-old boy who’s just discovered the miracle of masturbation. I know this, because I was, and I did, and I wielded this newfound skill/toy/diversion like MacGyver, if MacGyver was just a show about a guy jerking it on a constant basis.

And it was everywhere. Living room, racing the clock when parents would be back any time? Sure. Friends’ basements when I slept there and everyone else was upstairs and asleep? No qualms. Hell, I recall once finding myself compelled to develop an overly familiar relationship with a family member’s bathroom floor rug. The only real defense I have for that one is that it had a very favorable shag carpet scheme and an enjoyable texture. The way some are encouraged to lie back and think of England, I laid forward and thought of storied female professional wrestler Trish…

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